One of our weekly shows, The FATcast, created an idea during their “OmNomNom” episode where we decide to make a list of achievements to do in real life during 2012. Each achievement requires video or photographic proof that we’ll post here or on their FACEBOOK PAGE. Please feel free to participate and see how many points you can earn during the course of the year. If you would like to participate send your videos and photos to achievements@fuyaradio.com. We will compile the videos/photos into videos that we will post up for all to view. Listener with the most points at the end of the year will win up to 60 prizes. The FATcast will announce 5 new prizes every first show of the month.
| -Tastes Like Bitchin!- Lick a condiment off a female. Female equivalent: Lick a condiment off a male. |
-Drive Slow, Homie- Drive in the left lane for 10 seconds. |
| -Hashtag #ImKnown- Get retweeted or a reply from a celebrity. (account has to be verified) |
-Ketchup On My Food- Put ketchup on your breakfast, lunch, and dinner within the same day. |
| -The FATkins Diet- Give up fast food for a month. |
-DDoggin!- Start the day with a beer for a week straight Child friendly: Start the day with 8 oz glass of Egg Nog for a week straight |
| -8675309- Go the whole day without a phone. |
-I Have No Life- Run through a campaign for a game on any platform in one day. (no puzzles or sports games) |
| -The Intellectual- Read three novels before the end of the year. |
-Wedding Crasher- Attend a stranger’s wedding |
| -Ain’t Nothing But A G Thang, Baby!- Spend $1000 for leisure in one day. |
-Can’t Get No Satisfaction- Don’t masturbate for a week straight. |
| -The Good Samaritan- Help somebody achieve a short-term goal. |
-Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville!- Reenact a stunt from Jackass. (movie or television show) |
| -It Gives You Wings!- Drink nothing but energy drinks for a day. (Can still eat food but energy drink must be premade and canned) |
-Suck On This!- Watch the entire Twilight Saga. (One movie after the other) |
| -Another 48 Hours- Go two days without sleep. |
-For A FATguy, He’s Graceful- Participate in a Flashmob. (min 10 participants) |
| -Man-O-Lantern- Use one strip of body wax on any body part with hair. |
-We Built This City on Rock & Roll- Go to 5 concerts/shows throughout the year. |
| -The Biggest Loser- Lose ten pounds. |
-Von Drachenberg- Get a tattoo (real gets the full 20 points and henna gets only 10 points) |
| -Dude Look Like a Lady!- Record yourself singing a female pop star’s song. Female equivalent: Reenact the Numa Numa (video HERE) |
-Titty Residue- Convince a female stranger to give you the bra she’s wearing. Female equivalent: Convince a male stranger to give you his under garments |
| -Party Monster- Take a picture while wearing women’s underwear. Female equivalent: Take a picture while wearing male’s underwear. |
-Trespasser- “Visit” Magic Landing. |
| -The Impaler!- Get a piercing. (Stretching does not count) |
-The Razor’s Edge- Shave off all your facial hair. Female equivalent: Go 2 days without makeup. |
| -Boredom Bomber- Visit three cultural areas/city sponsored events. (Viva! El Paso, Insights Museum, etc.) |
-How I Met Your Mother- Take a shot with a stranger. |
| -Rogue- Color a strip of your hair to contrast original color. |
-The Burning Truth- Chug a bottle of hot sauce. (at least a 5 oz bottle.) |
| -Don’t Tase Me, Bro!- Get tasered. |
-Das Racist!- Drop the N-bomb in front of a black person using the hard ‘R’. (Use caution.) |
| -The Lumberjack- Go two months without shaving or grooming the hair on your face and head. Female equivalent: armpits or legs |
-Off The Grid- No games. No social networks. no phone calls or texts. (one week straight) |
| -Suit Up!- Wear a suit for an entire day. |
-Pistolero- Buy a gun and go shooting. |
| -Nancy Botwin- Get some form of affection from a milf. (kiss, cuddle, fuck, date, etc.) Female equivalent (Silas Botwin): Get some form of affection from a 17 year old male. (age of consent in Texas is 17) |
-For SAMCRO- Take a picture in a motorcycle club’s member jacket. |
| -Marcus Fenix- Rev up a chainsaw and split a mannequin in half. |
-Model Material- Convince Kathy Thomas-Aldrich to put you in an episode of Model Material. (during ANY part of show) |
| -The Heisenberg- Cook, at least, two full meals a week for an entire month. |
-Jigsaw- Complete a jigsaw puzzle with 2000 pieces. |
| -A Lady Named Gluttony- Eat an entire large pizza with at least two toppings by yourself. (one sitting) |
-Victoria Elise- Consume five different animals in one meal. |
| -No Tomorrow- Have a date on Valentine’s Day. |
-Just Bomb It- Do a triple grenade. (Watch Here) |
| -Hoe, Fa Sho!- Participate in a speed dating session. |
-What are you painting? I’ll Buy It!- Purchase a piece of original art from a local artist. |
There you have it! 50 achievements worth, in total, 1000 points (20 POINTS EACH). Join us as we embark on a 2012 that plans to be extremely memorable. Rack up those points, suckas!
